Jito: Vah Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhari Nazaron Ke Saamne Hote Hue Bhi Tumhari Pahunch Se Door Hai Santa Ne Lambi Saans Li Aur Bola . .. ... 'Padosan'a
Santa : Kaun Si Kast ( Jaati ) Ke Log Achche Nagrik Hote Hain ? Banta : Baniye ......! Santa : Vo Kaise..? Banta : Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik "Baniye" ! Deshbhakt "Baniye"!
Santa: Aaj Kal Jyadatar Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hain Banta: Kyonki Duniya Men Itna Aantakvad Badh Gaya Hai Ki Wo Akele Aane Se Darte Hain
Banta: Ye Arrange Marriage Men Talak Kam Kyon Hote Hain? Santa: Yaar Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahin Kar Saka Vo Sala Talaak Kya Khak Lega
Banta: Yaar Santa Bivi Aur Badalon Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Yaar Jab Donon Aas-Pas Nahin Hote Din Bahut Suhavana Hota Hai
Santa: Yaar Yah Surendar Hamesha Kadki Men Rahata Hai Iske Paas Kabhi Paise Nahin Hote Banta: Kyon Kya Vo Tumse Paise Mangta Hai? Santa: Nahin Yaar Jab Bhi Main Magta Hu To Mana Kar Deta Hai